April232014

hartochan:

(via thisisglorious)

April222014

stoneyxochi:

i tell this to people all the time!

(Source: scarerants, via beesforbrainz)

3PM
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to


*cries because it will never happen to me*

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

*cries because it will never happen to me*

(via vonturtle)

11AM

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

postponing-the-apocalypse:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

(via housewifeswag)

11AM

mommabrooksie:

motherross:

I want someone provacative and talkative.

But its so hard when you’re shallow as a shower.

And from what I’ve heard, with skin, you’ll win.

Stop being obsessed with this song.

Its been like six years.

Doesn’t matter. It’s still the bomb dot com.
11AM
chauvinistsushi:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

do not do the sex


Might print this off for Liam when he is a teenager…lol

chauvinistsushi:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

do not do the sex

Might print this off for Liam when he is a teenager…lol

(Source: saddestsad, via naturalmomma)

April212014

the0ldhaunt:

 

iamnotcleveratall:

kissthulu:

part2of3:

okaydrienne:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey this is the same guy that brought his DVDs with him

It’s good to see his mission didn’t get canceled.

Nice

(via vonturtle)

4PM
4PM

ghost-anus:

Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

Bekka

(via hopingbirdfeathers)

12PM

When researchers at the University of Toronto and the University of Washington observed young people’s behavior in bars, they found that the man’s aggressiveness didn’t match his level of intoxication. There was no relationship.

Instead, men targeted women who were intoxicated.

NPR: If He’s Sexually Aggressive in Bars, It’s Not Because He’s Drunk (via glorious—headfuck)

Imagine that

(via spoiledgrrrl)

(Source: intlwomenshealth, via ilovekatkerr)

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